philplz: philhowellsfordan: crimeovercoffee: when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just that photo is fucking terrifying That photo was on my cereal this morning?
japert: Friends with mean and overprotective parents when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a restaurant? a workaurant i hope you get arrested for this joke i think i need to get arworked
the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
superwholockianmetalhead: dickhowell: how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN
Getting on your period right before a big event
padfootstolemycrumpet: 1upincantsing: smileyrosieee: iwannabeahistorymaker: and you’re like So accurate it hurts I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past.. im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended right in the middle of my holiday
he wanted to retire and keep bees, where have I...
Hearing the other doctors...
Whovians right now
padfootstolemycrumpet: the rest of tumblr The supernatural fandom The sherlock fandom
consulting-melon-in-space: The moment it ended I was like
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
audreyii-fic: writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.